High on Life 2

High on Life 2 Review

Brand: Squanch Games
Released: February 13, 2026
Updated: 21 hours ago
3.3
Overall review score
588
Review evidence points
77
Scored features
62
Expert reviews

Bottom Line

Choose it for fast skateboarding, inventive missions, sharp voice work, and irreverent comedy. Skip it if technical instability, uneven gunplay, or relentless crude humor will outweigh those strengths.

Best for

Best for players who enjoy crude sci-fi comedy, creative single-player FPS campaigns, and movement-heavy exploration, especially fans of the first game.

Not for

Players who want polished shooter feedback, consistently stable performance, restrained dialogue, or family-friendly humor should skip it.

Verdict

High on Life 2 is a more confident sequel built around a genuinely transformative skateboard, creative mission detours, memorable bosses, and a talking-gun cast that many reviewers found funnier and better written than before. Its best moments are fast, strange, and unusually playful, with exploration and traversal feeding into upgrades and side content. The tradeoff is a shaky foundation: reports of softlocks, crashes, stutters, poor image quality, and inconsistent controls are common, while gunplay still divides opinion because some weapons lack impact and fights can become hard to read. The story is often tighter and more character-driven, but not every reveal or joke lands. It is easiest to recommend to players who already enjoy the series’ crude humor and can tolerate technical roughness.

Feature Scorecards

Summary

77 reviewed features
  • Very positive 4.5-5.0
    12 (16%)
  • Positive 3.5-4.4
    26 (34%)
  • Neutral 2.5-3.4
    21 (27%)
  • Negative 1.5-2.4
    15 (19%)
  • Very negative below 1.5
    3 (4%)

Pros

  • 4.7
    31 reviews strong consensus
    fun factor: 4.7, 31 reviews, strong consensus
    Most reviewers still find plenty of fun in the skating, strange set pieces, colorful weapons, and jokes, even when technical flaws or repetitive combat intrude.
  • 4.3
    27 reviews low consensus
    movement feel: 4.3, 27 reviews, low consensus
    Skateboarding is the standout improvement: fast, fluid, and satisfying in open spaces. Some reviewers still hit jank, sluggish speed, or clumsy behavior in tighter areas.
  • 4.8
    8 reviews strong consensus
    onboarding experience: 4.8, 8 reviews, strong consensus
    The interactive opening montage is widely praised as a funny, efficient way to recap events while teaching the basics and getting players into the action quickly.
  • 4.3
    13 reviews moderate consensus
    innovation: 4.3, 13 reviews, moderate consensus
    The sequel’s best ideas are boldly inventive, especially skateboarding, menu-breaking bosses, and one-off mission mechanics, even if the core formula remains familiar.
  • 4.6
    7 reviews strong consensus
    mission variety: 4.6, 7 reviews, strong consensus
    Reviewers repeatedly praise how missions change structure, tone, and mechanics, with fewer repeated scenarios than the original.
  • 4.7
    5 reviews strong consensus
    animation quality: 4.7, 5 reviews, strong consensus
    The talking guns and first-person weapon work earn strong praise for expressive, polished animation that gives the arsenal personality.

Cons

  • 1.5
    25 reviews moderate consensus
    bug frequency: 1.5, 25 reviews, moderate consensus
    Bugs are the most persistent complaint, including softlocks, broken triggers, missing objects, clipping, dialogue failures, and progression blockers.
  • 1.3
    7 reviews strong consensus
    HUD clarity: 1.3, 7 reviews, strong consensus
    Busy effects, small text, and uneven brightness can make fights or interface information hard to read. A few settings help, but clarity remains inconsistent.
  • 1.8
    18 reviews low consensus
    frame rate stability: 1.8, 18 reviews, low consensus
    Frame-rate behavior varies dramatically by platform and build, from stable high-refresh play to severe drops, stutter, freezes, and near-slideshow moments.
  • 1.4
    6 reviews strong consensus
    family friendliness: 1.4, 6 reviews, strong consensus
    This is not family-friendly comedy: vulgar, sexual, gross, violent, and foul-mouthed material is central to the experience.
  • 1.8
    13 reviews low consensus
    performance optimization: 1.8, 13 reviews, low consensus
    Optimization is a major weakness on several systems, with demanding hardware requirements and inconsistent performance. Some patches and configurations show meaningful improvement.
  • 1.8
    11 reviews low consensus
    crash stability: 1.8, 11 reviews, low consensus
    Crash frequency varies by platform and build, from isolated incidents to repeated hard exits. Several reviewers still encountered crashes after patches.

Compared With Category Average

Compared with other Video Games, this product is above average in monetization fairness, grind level, tutorial quality, near average in boss design, weapon balance, below average in polish, frame rate stability, load times.

Comparison summary

77 compared features
  • Above average 0.4+ pts higher
    16 (21%)
  • Same as average within 0.3 pts
    20 (26%)
  • Below average 0.4+ pts lower
    41 (53%)

Largest category differences

Attribute This product Category average Difference
polish 1.3 3.8 -2.5
frame rate stability 1.8 3.9 -2.1
load times 1.5 3.9 -2.4
performance optimization 1.8 3.9 -2.1
soundtrack quality 2.2 4.3 -2.1
family friendliness 1.4 3.5 -2.1
HUD clarity 1.3 3.3 -2.0
bug frequency 1.5 3.1 -1.6

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Compared in Reviews

Products reviewers directly compared with this model, grouped into quick takeaways.

High on Life

  • Worse: humor This reviewer found the sequel funnier than the original.
  • Older model: overall sequel quality and humor The sequel is described as bigger, funnier, and more confident than the original.

FAQ

Is the skateboard a meaningful improvement?

Yes. Movement is one of the most consistently praised changes, making traversal faster and more satisfying, though some reviewers found it clunky or inconsistent in tight spaces.

Is the gunplay better than before?

Opinions are mixed. Some reviewers found combat tighter and more responsive, while others still described it as shallow, chaotic, or lacking audiovisual impact.

Are technical problems common?

Yes. Many reviewers reported bugs, softlocks, crashes, stutters, frame-rate drops, or broken scripting, although a few had smoother experiences and some patches improved performance.

Is the humor still crude?

Very much so. Several reviewers found the writing sharper or better paced, but the vulgar, sexual, gross-out, and relentless style remains divisive.

Is the story stronger this time?

Several reviewers found it tighter, more cohesive, and more character-driven, with choices affecting the ending. Others criticized messy reveals, thin plotting, or a rushed finale.

Is it worth paying full price?

That depends on your tolerance for technical roughness and how much side content you value. Several reviewers recommended Game Pass or waiting for a sale, while others still considered the campaign worth playing.

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gamecritix.co.uk

High On Life 2 is exactly what a sequel should be. It respects the original's identity while boldly improving its weakest ideas, resulting in...

Review score
4.4

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